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One might think, with all the media hype about the new hybrid car workshops to open in Victoria, that we’d never had another alternative to petrol vehicles….how quickly both the media and the Rudd Govt forget about the Reva electric car that could have been registered on Aussie roads by this time, right now, if not for the ostriches that were in power.
*Ahem* Chairman Rudd, while you’re reversing everything the previous Govt did, have you considered reversing the dreadful decision about the Reva, also….?
Pardon?
Can’t quite hear you over the Minke whale song that you’re Karaoke singing with there….

1863 In Sydney they said “Let there be light!” as electric light had it’s debut performance to the general public. Some were impressed. Other’s realised they could get a couple of extra hours work done. Even more came to the horrific conclusion that they’d have to invest in large paper bags for their hubby’s, if the human race was to survive…

Oddspot-
Finding the back seat of his taxi on fire in 1953, the Newcastle, NSW, driver put the pedal to the metal and hooned it half a mile to the fire brigade headquarters, thereby delivering the work to their own doorstep.
And, yes, they saved his taxi.

1911 A very nice chappie, Sidney Myer, opened a drapery business for the hoi polloi in Bourke St, Melbourne. We like old Sidney…we’ll keep him on our Xmas card list

Oz Slanguage-
Haven’t they fed the dingoes lately? = a joking greeting whenever an unexpected visitor turns up.

1932 The Great Depression saw food relief parcels reach their peak, with 413,171 prepared in the 4 weeks prior to this day.

Great Aunt Hepzibah’s Handy Hints-
When cleaning out bird cages, sit the bird cage over the opening of the compost bin- this will save you the need to clean up the mess and will recycle the waste.

1964 The Beatles popped in for a 3 week tour of Oz, with more than 300,000 squealing and screaming girlie fans eyeballing the Fab Four as they drove from Adelaide airport. Which proves it wasn’t always loud music that deafened musicians…

Six Degrees of Separation from Skippy-
Skippy and The Daleks =
Liza Goddard played the blonde girl Clancy in the Skippy series-
was married, in real life, to actor Colin Baker-
Colin Baker played the 6th Doctor Who-
the character who has often battled the Daleks.
(”What’s that Skip? There’s large, angry pepperpots coming to exterminate the national park? Damn those anti-burn off nutters!!!”)

1970 That awful waste of film, Ned Kelly, starring Mick Jagger, opened in USA. One may stomach a viewing of it when suffering the effects of Brown Snake venom or when completely unconscious….preferably both.

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To find out about the theme of “Change” for the 5th annual Weblogger’s Day, click HERE.

1789 Poor old Billy Bligh, and a few of his crew, popped into Timor after a not so pleasurable cruise in their open boat lasting 5,800 kms.

Oddspot-
A pendulum clock that hung in an office in Port Fairy, Vic, stopped exactly at 11am on Wednesday April 25 (Anzac Day), 1923.
Having observed 2 minutes silence the clock then started again without any help at 11.02am, despite the fact it had been wound only 2 hours earlier.

1814 Revolting convicts - and, ohhhhh, weren’t they revolting! - snatched the ship Argo in the Derwent area of Tassie and sailed off into the sunset, never to be seen again.

Oz Slanguage-
Running around like a blue-arsed fly = description of someone running about frantically.

1883 The bridge over the large puddle of water known as the Murray River was completed at Albury-Wodonga and finally linked the NSW and Vic railways.

Great Aunt Hepzibah’s Handy Hints-
Hang hanging baskets in and around fruit trees - the water that drips through the basket will water the fruit trees roots underneath.

1890 Battery operated trams began puddling about in Bendigo; these didn’t have enough oomph for the Bendigo hills so were replaced by steam engines in 1892. But on a downhill run and with a tail wind, they’d still outrace the Connex express from Flinders St - South Yarra

Six Degrees of Separation of Skippy-
Skippy to Mick Jagger.
Frank Thring starred in 3 episodes of Skippy.
He also starred as Judge Redmond Barry in the *gag* 1970 film Ned Kelly.
Mick Jagger had the leading role as Ned Kelly.

1917 Qld’s Golden Casket Lottery made it’s debut draw; it was created in 1916 to aid war funds.

Grandma Mehitabel’s Menu-
Take 1 tin of seafood soup, empty into a saucepan.
Throw in 1 tin of salmon - colour of choice.
Empty in 1 single serve of packet chicken soup mix, (cooked) spiral pasta shapes and (cooked) vegies of choice.
Heat gently through and serve.

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Watched the shenanigans of a LARGE possum in the trees the past two nights.
Found slug guts on the back doorstep again this morning.
Coincidence? I think not!
The Possum Mafia are warning me not to spy on their nocturnal party habits and to forget everything I’ve seen if I’m ever questioned.
Or they’re hoping for a trade of the chook’s seed feed!

1804 The Sullivan Cove settlement wasn’t happy with it’s title so it changed into something more comfortable, Hobart Town.

Oddspot-
During a rugby league match in Sydney in 1950 a player kicked wide of the uprights but a flock of pigeons swooping past deflected the ball through the goal and the points were awarded.

1839 NSW was getting too big for it’s boots so it pushed the boundaries out to include “portions of NZ that The Crown might acquire”. So shove over and give us room to stick our aching feet in your hot springs, Widdle Shamrock

Great Aunt Hepzibah’s Handy Hints-
When cleaning the pot after making porridge, use bi carb of soda to quickly and effectively clean the creamy, yummy bits out of the pot.

1862 Frank Gardiner, Ben Hall and the gang weren’t misunderstood, naughty bushranger boys - they were RICH, misunderstood, naughty bushranger boys when they robbed the gold escort at Eugowra Rocks and got away with 14,000 pounds.

Oz Slanguage-
Nervous as a mother ‘roo in a room full of pickpockets = describing someone who is very nervous.

1924 Victoria finally had light when the Morwell Power Station began whizzing away to generate the sparky stuff for households in and around Melbourne.

Six Degrees of Separation of Skippy.
Skippy - Queen Elizabeth II.
Deryck Barnes played Doctor Morton in the Skippy series.
He also had a role in that brilliant Aussie horror flick The Cars That Ate Paris.
Also appearing in that fantastic, under-rated horror flick was a young Max Gillies.
Max Gillies has impersonated many Oz and international heads of state, Queen Elizabeth II being one of them.

1942 Forget about the white satin and tulle gown for the Town Hall dinner dance this week, Violet, clothes were rationed.

Grandma Mehitabel’s Menu-
Creamy Porridge.
Measure out an approximate serving of 1 cup of oats per person - or halve that if you don’t have bottomless pits to feed.
Into a saucepan, fill with just enough water to cover the oats, then heat on a gentle flame.
When oats become softened, add milk - volume of own choice, and keep stirring.
The oats will become a thick, creamy porridge with the milk, serve in a bowl with sugar or honey.

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A beautifully overcast, dank and drear day is waiting outside my windows; waiting to pounce on me unawares , hoping to ruin my washing, drown my next batch of seedlings, soak my plans for the day…
Well, to that I say HA.
And HA again.
I don’t give a fat rat’s clacker about the washing.
The seedlings are tucked up in the greenhouse.
And my plans for the day include wool, a crochet hook, chocolate and hot cups of tea….

Tis the Feast Day of the Roman Goddess Minerva, she of the arty farty crafts and things. Excellent! She can get her arse over and help finish the crocheted rug for me!

Oddspot-
One of the most significant fruit trees in Victoria was an apple tree planted by John Batman in 1838, in Heidelberg. It grew 20 ft tall, with a girth of over 5 ft and was so heavily laden with fruit in 1910 large branches simply snapped under the immense weight of the fruit.

1812 USA declared, in war-like tones, that they didn’t want to play patty cake with Britain anymore, which actually brought the Aussie colonies into conflict with USA. We preferred playing marbles, anyways

Oz Slanguage-
Rafferty’s rules = means there are no rules at all.

1820 Sir Joseph Banks, the bloke who gave us the name for much flora including the Banksia tree - coz we’d have been stumped coming up with a title for things otherwise - popped his clogs at the ripe old age of 77.

Great Aunt Hepzibah’s Handy Hints-
Paint wooden paling boundary fences with proper fence paint every few years; it helps preserve the fence, gives a seamless backdrop to frame the garden and, with a decent colour, can hide many blemishes/ imperfections.

1931 There was a hearty set-to, a massive mellee, a bloody big punch up between the rozzers (police) and anti-evictionists who were fighting for people to keep the roofs over their heads in this Great Depression while landlords everywhere were only happy when their palms were crossed with 30 pieces of silver….

Six Degrees of Separation of Skippy.
Skippy - Gregory Peck
Walter Sullivan appeared in several episodes of Skippy.
He also appeared in Glenview High with Bill Kerr.
Bill Kerr appeared in several episodes of Doctor Who with Patrick Troughton.
Patrick Troughton appeared as Father Brennan in the 1976 horror movie The Omen.
In which Gregory Peck starred as the father of the devil child.

1956 Britain had nothing better to do on this day so they exploded their 2nd nuclear test on the Monte Bello Islands which sent a truly hideous radioactive cloud drifting, leisurely, across the mainland. Now we finally have the answer for the 3rd foot on those West Aussie footballers.

Oz Etty Kit-
If beer is served in a stubbie it is not acceptable to pour it into a glass, but Guinness must be served in a proper pint glass and nothing else.

1969 The Arbitration Commission finally had a light dawn above it’s collective head and they finally awarded women equal pay.

Grandma Mehitabel’s Menu-
Into a saucepan throw 1 tin of diced tomatoes, 2 finely chopped onions,1 large finely diced eggplant, 2 medium chopped zucchinis, 1 finely chopped carrot with seasoning and herbs to taste.
Toss in just enough water to cover the vegies and simmer gently for 30 -45 mins, stirring every now and then.
When thick and taste tested, serve on it’s own or with meat or fish.

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Today is Victoria Day in Canada. Most of us see this as the first long weekend of the summer. People come out of their houses and work in their yards to make everything pretty for our brief warm spell. I don’t really think about Queen Victoria, who is honoured on this day. Mostly, we’ve started calling this May Long Weekend as if that were reason enough to stay home an extra day, work in the yard and eat grilled meats.

History Lesson (Skip to the end if you’re not really interested or know this already.)

Victoria Day is celebrated on the last Monday on or before May 24 in honour of Queen Victoria’s birthday as well as that of the reigning sovereign.

Old Vicky was the longest reigning British monarch, lasting 63 years and 7 months on the throne. Let’s just say she did a lot in that time. Highlights include surviving 7 attempts on her life, establishing the modern constitutional monarchy, and establishing the postage stamp and the railway in Britain. And she did a ton of other stuff, like having 9 children and living to tell the story, as well as being the first known carrier of the hemophilia in the royal line. At the time of ther death, the “sun never set on the British Empire.”

The story I like best is her love for and devotion to her husband, Albert. Sure he was her first cousin, but royalty is usually inbred so that’s not entirely unexpected. I appreciate that he was her most trusted advisor and that they lived a long and happy life together. I like that as the monarch, she had to propose to him and that when he died, she was devastated. She was a woman who loved her husband very much and made him a priority in her busy life. I like that, too.

Back to Regularly Scheduled Programming

So take it easy this long weekend. Play in the dirt. Sleep in (if you can).

And put your feet up. Preferably in some freshly finished homemade socks.

Thanks, Vicky!

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I am home but packing again. My family is off to the mountains for a mini-holiday. This will be our only holidays this summer, so we need to get the most out of our 3 days.

My trip to Victoria was event-filled. There was a lot of meeting, greeting, eating, and some learning. My boss is kind of a move and shaker in our world, so these things involve trying to keep up with him (I actually don’t even try anymore). It was fun, but I was busier than I thought I’d be and therefore got little to no knitting done.

I did manage to sneak off for a bit to Beehive Wool Shop. My friend Stace came with me (she’s not a knitter) and she did so with absolutely no issues (maybe we have a future knitter in our midst). I showed her the way of the knitter. The touching and feeling involved in checking out a new spot. And this place was lovely. I didn’t get to spend a lot of time there. It was much larger than I expected, but after I found some Handmaiden Swiss Mountain Cashmere & Silk I couldn’t really afford to look any further. They had some things I’ve heard of but never seen in person: lots of Berroco and Cascade. And an entire wall full of Handmaiden and Fleece Artist.

I could not resist the Handmaiden and came away with this:

It is a colorway that is specially dyed for Beehive; you can’t find it anywhere else. It is yet to be named, but they think it will be called “Cedar”. It is a mix of a silvery green, silver and cream; and possibly the softest thing I have ever felt. I kept it beside my bed in Victoria and kept petting it. I’ve never done that before but couldn’t resist with this feathery soft blend of all things good.

I still am not sure what it will be. Likely a small scarf or something close to my skin (no J., not a thong like you suggested). For now I will enjoy it in it’s current state. And know that it will be something fabulous.

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Last Sunday, six Greenpeace activists boarded a ship named the Yang Ming Success in Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbor. Their mission: to prevent workers from unloading so-called e-waste, the toxic remnants of computers and other electronic devices. They succeeded–this time.

The U.S. and some European countries often ship electronic junk to Hong Kong for disassembly in mainland China, where copper, iron and other valuable metals inside are removed and sold. Greenpeace and other environmental groups warn that workers, who wear little or no protective gear when they handle the devices, breathe in toxic heavy metals that include lung-damaging cadmium as well as lead and mercury (both known to cause brain damage). The toxic metals–as well as the fumes emitted by burning plastic and the like that stem from attempts to strip out components–also contaminate the air and water.

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(YouTube link)
This is pretty neat! Using the principle of the old Zoetropes, this guy built his own 3D discs and rotated them with turntables.

In March 2007 at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London we hosted an evening of animation related events which I took as an opportunity to make some more examples of my Phonographantasmascope, an extension of the Zoetrope principle.

It is all live action and works by using the shutter speed of the camera rather than the rather irritating stroboscope methods other 3D Zoetropes use.

The music is “In the Lost and Found” by Elliot Smith. (via Arbroath)

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